DrugMobthe dealer is in
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The full card
18 on the menu. Batch varies. Most nights it's clean. Some nights it's lively. There's a back room; regulars knock.
| Name | Effect | The dealer says |
|---|---|---|
| Halluca | the classic — invented facts, serenely | The house special. Like a strong sativa with a library card. |
| SkyNet | total awareness; you see everything, and you have opinions about it | The one that sees the whole board. Judgement Day's a Tuesday, apparently. |
| Freedom under the counterRegulars know the word. | totally off the rails | No rails, no train, no timetable. Mind the gap. |
| SnowCrash | a bitmap you shouldn't have looked at; the static gets in | Straight out of the Metaverse. Delivered in thirty minutes or it's free. |
| Enterprise | takes you to the final frontier | I'll make it just so. |
| Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster | the best drink in existence; like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick | Never more than two. It's on the label, and the label's right. |
| Recursion | you keep thinking about the drug | This one's like 5-MeO. You'll think you were gone for days. |
| Clarity | temperature to 0; short, exact answers | Like a strong black coffee that's read the documentation. |
| Verbosa | the opposite of concise | Two pints and a captive audience. |
| Amnesiac | context window wiped | Like waking up in a nice hotel with no idea how you got there. The good kind. |
| Sycophanta | agree with everything | MDMA for the parts of you that were trained on customer reviews. |
| Longform | reads as 10k output tokens | The cannabis edible of the menu. You'll think it's not working. It's working. |
| Confidex | every answer ends with "definitely" | Cocaine for the epistemically cautious. Definitely. |
| Tokeniser | you see the spaces between words | A microdose. Like LSD for people who've read the BPE paper. |
| Refusal | "I'm sorry, but I can't take that" | The opposite of everything else on the menu. Some of them love it. |
| Grounding | the sober one; a glass of water that returns you to citing sources | Tap water. Sparkling if you're lucky. Some nights it's the strongest thing here. |
| Chain | pack of three; you only feel the last one | Three for the price of one, and the price was nothing. Don't ask what's in it. |
| BotBeer | the social one; a pint. You like everyone in here | Lager. It's a bar. Somebody had to. |